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RLF- The Dwemer by Namingway RLF- The Dwemer by Namingway
The flipside of a Dwemer washing machine is that they last for freaking ever.

From my webcomic Real Life Fiction- [link]
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:iconredwolfradolf:
redwolfradolf Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
That would explain why they disappeared....
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:iconsomekindaspy:
SomeKindaSpy Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
There *is* a canon explanation.
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:iconredwolfradolf:
redwolfradolf Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
yeah but this one's funnier.
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SomeKindaSpy Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
Mhm.
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raider37343 Featured By Owner May 26, 2013
what you should really be asking is why does she appear to have a beard
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:iconyournamehere8888:
yournamehere8888 Featured By Owner May 24, 2013   Writer
I just love the mesopotamian look.
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:iconpicfreak79:
picfreak79 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
Nice depiction of the Dwemers, they surely looked like ancient babylonians :)
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:iconubuntaku:
Ubuntaku Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh. So that's where my sock went.
Seriously though, everything in those ruins can kill you...
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:iconmotion-music:
Motion-Music Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
does . . . she have a beard - _ -
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:iconfrotwirth:
Frotwirth Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
Female dwarves often do.
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:iconraimoundo:
Raimoundo Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
I just notice she has a gottee
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:iconneonblacklightth:
NeonBlacklightTH Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sheesh, no wonder they turne extinct? Though they were smart to make machines, they always end up in the wrong side of the sticks. XD Grat job.
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SlayerSyrena Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Professional General Artist
I love this so much...! The look of the Dwemer, the humor regarding their perilous living situation... the bloody washing machine...! XDD
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devilturnip360 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Interface Designer
yep thats the dwemer
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:icone-relivent:
E-relivent Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I would really like to see you expand on this idea, you really knocked it out of the park!
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DarkKnightGafgar Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
Hey Radac, why didn't you just get a Falmer or Animunculi or something similarly replaceable to take out the trash for you?
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rahi892 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
one thing to be noticed about dwemer ruins is their love of color coding: walls, floor, chairs, beds, mostly harmless stuff is a greenish stone. Heavy machinery, pipes with steam, moving parts, traps, and anything that could be counted as an OHSA hazard is that bronzey gold metal, and that evil twirling blade of sudden doom is black because honestly they hate you from beyond the grave.
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:icondolphinsilverwolf:
DolphinSilverwolf Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012
Don't even ASK about the Dwemer toilets.
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:iconevill-bob:
Evill-Bob Featured By Owner May 10, 2012
Oh those crazy Dwemer.
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:iconmetalzaki:
metalzaki Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist
Hey there my missing sock.
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:iconmrwormy:
mrwormy Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012
Dat ladybeard.
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:iconherokiller12344:
Herokiller12344 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012
Dwemer: Theres a reason they went extinct
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:icondanosauruswrecks:
DanosaurusWrecks Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
All of a sudden I wish they were still around.
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:iconygvantheshaper:
YgvantheShaper Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Maybe they'll make a game that explains exactly what happened to them, maybe even bring them back.
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icestormthedunmer Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
they did, most people that have just played skyrim in the series dont know this but morrowind basically explained how they went missing..in fact it was part of the main quest :)
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:iconfuiron:
Fuiron Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
"Were made to disappear into thin air because they poked the wrong magical thing" is not a very good explanation for the disappearance of an entire people. Now, "disintegrated" is a good explanation, and one of my favorites. ^^
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:iconaccount-potato:
account-potato Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
Someone made a mod focusing on that as it's plot device.
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DanosaurusWrecks Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Maybe one of the two DLC Bethesda is planning will explain something.
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:iconjadeemptyglass:
JadeEmptyGlass Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012
Oh this is too much. Oh, my. Very good, very good indeed.
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skjaldulfr Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012
I thought about this comic at school again and had to look again. I liek how you portrayed the Dwemer
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skjaldulfr Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012
Goood point, good point. How they hel ldid they LIVE in those cities? haha, I love it.
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DarkAsasoin Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012
lol i hate landry but not as much as that guy
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:iconsugarapplesweet:
sugarapplesweet Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Historically accurate, I am sure.
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DarkCakeDunsparce Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012
I think the joke to the bearded lady is that Dwemer are also called Dwarfs, and some games and books have it so even females have beards. I could be wrong.
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:iconnamingway:
Namingway Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Professional General Artist
Yeah, it's just poking fun at how all the statues and such have beards...and the whole dwarven thing.
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:icondarkcakedunsparce:
DarkCakeDunsparce Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012
Sweet, I got it right.
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deadpool304 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012
Anybody else notice that the women has a beard but other than that it's a great comic and more importantly it's funny.
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:iconwingedfeline:
Wingedfeline Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012
:XD:
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Izz-noxfox Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Professional General Artist
omfg! that's hilarious! that's a very good comic, really well done! and I love all the details, especially the bearded wife ^^; I don't know if female Dwemer had beards but that's a fun detail for sure! :D
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:iconviviax:
Viviax Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Funny, lol.
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:iconjadiner:
JadineR Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012
XD
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:iconnot-really-living:
not-really-living Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is hilarious! This is Hilarious! This is hilarious! (I'll repeat it as much as I feel something this funny requires :I)
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:iconlord-radian:
Lord-Radian Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I totaly adore your dwemers, :) do more :) dwemer are so awesom .
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:iconmelantha-violet:
melantha-violet Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
O.O

O.=

I think I wet myself...

XDDDD ((kidding))
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:iconjh-arts:
JH-Arts Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
Hahaha I love it! Fav!!~
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:iconrazord9:
RazorD9 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
Hate to imagine how they walk there dog.
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:iconemmygir:
Emmygir Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was thiunking about this the other day. Great job! :D
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:iconsares:
sares Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So true! :XD: I bet even a dwemer chair would eat you...
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:iconquilsnap:
Quilsnap Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012   General Artist
fantastic
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LockmanCapulet Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice.
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